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AI-powered platform generating unlimited Diddy-themed coloring pages. Features "Ladies Ride Free" bus scenes and motivational quotes in bubble letters...
On-demand animal telepathy services. Connect with certified pet psychics who can translate your goldfish's deepest thoughts and your cat's career aspirations...
Social media platform where plants post their own content using AI leaf-scanning technology. Features include #PhotoSynthesis hashtags and plant influencer programs...
Swipe right to find your next co-founder! Match based on compatible terrible ideas, shared delusions of grandeur, and willingness to lose money together...
Streaming service exclusively for waiting room ambiance. Premium tiers include "Dentist Office Deluxe" and "DMV Horror Collection" playlists...
Professional networking for career-minded animals. Build your pet's resume, connect with other professional pets, and find job opportunities in the pet economy...
Next-day delivery to any point in history. Order products and have them delivered to your past self. Premium members get same-day delivery to the Renaissance...